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Mr Sinclair goes to Iowa

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Previous post in the dino-saga here and here.  And yes, it took me forever to get around to downloading the pictures from my camera for this episode, so it’s a little behind the times, but it keeps you up to date with the saga.


Sinclair has been hanging out at my place for quite a while now, and after getting rested up after his long journey from Florida, we started our search to see if we could find Minne.  So far we’ve had no luck, but it appears from her twitter account that she’s planning to come back in the spring.  After much consoling and a few cookies, I got Sinclair to accept that he won’t be able to see her until then.  In the mean time I’ve been distracting him with Hawkeye sports.

Sinclair took me up on the suggestion that we go down to the Iowa vs Minnesota game this year and go tailgating.  Nessie sent me a letter and said that she was going to swim up to meet us there, but that Mississippi current was too strong for her, and unlike Sinclair, every time she asked a barge captain for a ride, he’d scream in fear and mutter something about needing to “cut back” and run away.  However, she told me that she had a certain feeling we’d meet another Iowa fan at the game if we told her where we’d be tailgating, so I sent her the address.

We drove down to Iowa for the game the night before so we could sleep a little there and go tailgating.  We got up early, but Sinclair was pretty restless.

I wonder where Minne went...

"I wonder where Minne went..."

So I told him to go for a little walk to burn off some energy, since he seems to be good at that.

"Hey, who are you?" <br />"I'm Parker, I think Nessie told you about me."

"I'm so excited for my first Iowa game!"

"So you're who she was talking about. You look strangely familiar for some reason." <br />"Of course I do, I'm (dramtic pause) your brother!"

"Hey, who are you?" "I'm Parker, I think Nessie told you about me."

hi

"So you're who she was talking about. You look strangely familiar for some reason." "Of course I do, I'm (dramatic pause) your brother!"

Brothers gotta hug

Brothers gotta hug

"Come tailgate with us Parker"<br /> "Okay"<br /> "Kearn, grab Parker a beer!"

"Come tailgate with us Parker" "Okay" "Kearn, grab Parker a beer!"

"That's okay Kearn, I think I'll just stick with Diet Coke for now."

"That's okay Kearn, I think I'll just stick with Diet Coke for now."

“Come to think of it, Sinclair, are you old enough to drink?”

"Of course I am.  I'm a dinosuar.  I'm over 65 million years old."

"Of course I am. I'm a dinosaur. I'm over 65 million years old."

“Oh, I suppose that makes sense, kind of.  Ready for another?”

"Yes, thanks.  Um, can you tip it up just a little more?  No arms or thumbs and all."

"Yes, thanks. Um, can you tip it up just a little more? No arms or thumbs and all."

“Sure.  Are you guys hungry?  We’re a little too lazy to do actual grilling tailgate food, but we do have some cookies and chips.”

"COOKIES!!!!! OM NOM NOMNOMNOM

"COOKIES!!!!! OM NOM NOMNOMNOM"

"I thiNK I'll jJUst have SOome of ThEse MUNchiEsSSs"

"I thiNK I'll jJUst have SOome of ThEse MUNchiEsSSs"

“Sinclair, that’s an awful lot of beer to drink that fast, especially for someone your size.”

NOMNOMNOMNOM

NOMNOMNOMNOM

"Yuuurrr RIGHT!  I think I'LL ssswitch To suma THISSSTuff."

"Yuuurrr RIGHT! I think I'LL ssswitch To suma THISSSTuff."

And I think we all know where that leads.  About 20 minutes later it was almost time to go to the game…

"uhhhhh, I don't feel so good"

"uhhhhh, I don't feel so good"

“Here Sinclair, have some water.”

“Thanks, I think I might stay back and take a little nap.  Parker can use my ticket and go to the game with you guys.”

“Are you sure you’ll be alright?”

“Yeah, though it is a little chilly.  Do you have anything I could borrow to cover up with?  I’m cold blooded and all…”

“Sure, here, hop in the car.  I happen to have an old Iowa Marching Band raincoat that you can cover up with.  It even has the old fuzzy fleece liner in it.  I’ll even tuck you in.”

"Thanks Kearn!  You and Parker enjoy the game now!"

"Thanks Kearn! You and Parker enjoy the game now!"

So, we started walking to the game.

"Wow, that's a lot of people for still being this far from the stadium, there must be a lot of Iowa fans."

"Wow, that's a lot of people for still being this far from the stadium, there must be a lot of Iowa fans."

"Hmmm, glad I don't have to play these guys..."

"Hmmm, glad I don't have to play these guys..."

Parker made some friends along the way too.

"Goose people!"

"Goose people!"

"Look guys, look!  There it is!  I can hear the crowd from here!  Let's hurry!"

"Look guys, look! There it is! I can hear the crowd from here! Let's hurry!"

"Look at all these people!  Even Mr. Kinnick is here!"

"Look at all these people! Even Mr. Kinnick is here!"

It took a little while to get in, but we got there just in time.

"LET"S GO HAWKS!!!"

"LET"S GO HAWKS!!!"

"WOOOOOO!!!!"

"WOOOOOO!!!!"

sinclair-in-iowa-025

We settled in to watch the game, and before too long...

TOUCHDOWN!!!

TOUCHDOWN IOWA!!!

And the point after

And the point after...

"I... O... W... A..."

"I... O... W... A..."

It was a little quiet for a while after that.

Halftime.  Where Minnesota hears a little rah-rah speech and Pat Angerer plots even more creative ways to make their offense look silly.

Halftime. Where Minnesota hears a little rah-rah speech and Pat Angerer plots even more creative ways to grind Minnesota's offense into the turf.

Parker got a little bored during half time…

"RARW!  I big scary monster!"

"RAWR!!! I big scary monster! Parker stomp!!"

He takes after the defense.

A little while later, they got ready to kick off the second half, and we’re all lucky Parker was there.

"Look out Gopher!  That guy's going to light you on fire!"

"Look out Gopher! That guy's going to light you on fire!"

Parker quickly ran down and restrained the unruly fan.  After all, we’d hate to see the Minnesota team catch fire for the first time since Decker got hurt.

All clear, proceed.

All clear, proceed.

The second half was, shall we say, less than photogenic.  But at least one fan in front of us did get pretty excited.

"WOOO!  Time out! Yeah!"

"WOOO! Time out! Yeah!"

Until we finally arrived at the greatest (if also most blurry) play in football, the victory formation.

Take a blurry knee boys.

Take a fuzzy knee boys.

12-0.  Second straight shut out.

12-0. Not the 12-0 we hoped for, but we'll take it. And the second year in a row of shut outs.

"Ohh, that looks fun!  Let's go join!"

"Ohh, that looks fun! Let's go join!"

"Quick!  I want to meet Floyd!"

"Quick! I want to meet Floyd!"

A side note, dinosaurs are incredibly slow on steps.  So, it took a little while to get down there and we missed Floyd, but we did get to see…

Touchdown Parker!

Touchdown Parker!

A security guard came over and tried to punt Parker right after this picture.

A security guard came over and tried to punt Parker right after this picture. I'm not kidding.

So, after the meanie security guard, we decided to go meet the band.  They were much nicer, one even let Parker try his horn.

HONK!!!!!

HONK!!!!!

Then we went over to meet the cheer leaders, they were pretty nice too, and seemed to like Parker…

"I think she's checking me out."

"I think she's checking me out."

Over all it was a fun game and a great day.

Go Hawks.

Go Hawks.

Until next time Mr Kinnick, until next time.

"Bye Nile!"<br />"Bye Parker!"

"Bye Nile!" "Bye Parker!"


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